- Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are vying for the Democratic presidential nomination.
- Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, John Kasich, and Ben Carson are vying for the GOP presidential nomination. *shivers*
- Based on current delegate count, it's most likely going to be Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump.
Anyway, on a slightly separate note, the discrepancy between the way women and men are spoken about in the media, respectively, is very obvious, especially in politics.
Thus, I thought I would describe Bernie Sanders the way he would be described as a woman.
He is also incredibly bossy! Have you heard the way he gives speeches? He's much too forward when he addresses the American people. He should be more gentle and refined!
Also, have you seen the way he dresses? He never looks put-together enough to lead the American people. He looks like he just rolled out of bed! His outfits are absolutely horrible. He needs to use a hairbrush once in a while.
How could he be the President of the United States as a grandfather? That would be much too distracting. His fatherly, domestic instincts would take away from his important work as President.
He is very cold. He seems like the stereotypical bitch, which is someone we don't want leading this country. He ought to remain polite and soft, even if he feels attacked or objectified.
In my opinion, Hillary Clinton would be an amazing president, and one this country sorely needs. She is extraordinarily knowledgeable about public policy, and she has realistic ideals for what she's going to do for the United States. (No voodoo math!) She prioritizes gender equality (for women and girls here and abroad!). She has so much experience with politics, as the Secretary of State and an NY State Senator. She knows what she's doing.
*Please note that all statements about Bernie Sanders were said in order to make a point; I don't actually believe anything I said. I'm not an awful person.*